You can always trust a ferengi trader to provide you the most illegal goods known in the universe. Remember that we disappear at the end of this turn. Don't waste my precious time, let's trade now!

Buy stolen light cruisers, they come cheap! {price_lightcruisers} Buy
Buy nuclear bombs, a nice surprise for your foes but remember that if you get caught by the galactic coordinator using it, you are dead! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! {price_nukes} Buy
Teleport your entire empire to a random spot, the money is good but remember that you will loose 50% of your population in the process. {price_teleport} Buy
We can hack into galactic coordinator computers and give you 10 extra protection turns {price_extraprotection} Buy